Happy New Year 2018 funny messages, SMS

Now countdown start for New Year celebration has started and everybody is preparing some plan in their mind to celebrate New Year with some different and special ideas. There is a trend of sending messages on every occasion. It’s New Year now so this is the time to send the New Year messages to all your friends, mates, loved ones and relatives etc.

One of the most different and unique idea is to send the funny happy 2018 New Year messages and SMS instead of usual and formal messages. The New Year funny messages will surely bring a lovely smile on the face of the receiver. Laughter is the best medicine so this year, give a high dose of laughter to all your loved ones by sending the funny New Year messages jokes SMS.

Funny New Year 2018 messages, Jokes & SMS

For this you may be finding a good and amazing collection of happy 2018 New Year funny messages and SMS so here to help you out here we have provided a collection of funny New year messages, jokes SMS etc that you can send to anyone on this wonderful occasion to spread happiness and smile on everyone’s face. So hurry up! Send the message from the following collection without wasting time.

  • I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!

  • I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.

  • I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!

  • I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.

  • I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!

  • I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.

  • I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.

  • I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!

  • I wish your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.

  • Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.

  • Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!

  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

  • Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

  • You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!

  • Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.

  • I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.

  • May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

  • It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.

  • This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.

  • Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you.

  • I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one.
  • This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.

  • This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me.

  • I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend.

  • May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!

  • May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!

  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

  • I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!

  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

  • I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

  • I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

  • May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!

  • I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!

  • I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!

  • I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.

  • I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!

  • I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.

  • I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!

  • I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!

  • I wish your neighbour does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!

  • I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple coloured dress this year.
Updated: December 2, 2017 — 6:09 am
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